Elegant Survival Author M-J Writes...

Not Best-Dressed, Not Dapper…

In How Not to Dress on 31/01/2011 at 7:56 am

…but this website declares them so:

http://oscars.movies.yahoo.com/photos/140-2011-sag-awards-red-carpet-report-card/2#OmgPhoid=12

As usual, the captions do not befit the photos on the site in question (and boy, is it questionable…), giving one to believe that its writers are just sucking up to celebrities. They put the “sick” in sycophancy!

A man wearing a sad suit (Justin Timberlake) with his pants falling down below his waist, and shirt poking through under the button is not “dapper.” And why are his trousers misshapen? Because they are too long, and have nowhere to go.

An Alexander McQueen gown (on Ms. Kunis) that makes its wearer look like she has been attacked by the Kill Bill gal is not elegant. I don’t care how many first ladies wear his bloodied-looking, tacky gowns. Two wrongs don’t make a right. And recent comments lauding the nearly identical McQueen  gown worn in honor of Red China recently at the White House, invoking the name of Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy in the same paragraph are just inane. She would have derided and ridiculed that garish abomination.

 

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