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My Virtual Model Goes Shopping…

…at Sears!

I haven’t been able to put my face on her, as one may do, but that’s fine.  To do so would be too creepy. The pants that my virtual model is wearing are at least one inch too low on the top, and one inch too short on the bottom, a recent fashion that shortens one’s legs visually. Whatever happened to gals who had “legs up to here”? They’ve become fashion-victims! In looking through the sites where I could use my virtual model, I found very few skirts or trousers that had a regular waist, so I don’t blame the people, I blame the producers of these ghastly creations. How on earth does one determine their size–say you have a 32-inch waist, and order a skirt or trousers that land at the hip, which is considerably wider? And, by the way, there are pantihose on offer at H & M that land on the hip instead of the waist. Pray tell how on earth they stay up, and if indeed they are tight enough to stay up, they will create a bulge! But, of course they are designed for women who, even in winter, want to expose their bare bellies. Why aren’t they up to speed? Low-riders are out, the waist is in! Has the industry caused so much damage that people can’t get out of their rut? My model needs dark boots or socks, by the way, to prevent that break in visual continuity and its resultant leg-shortening effect. I would also add some pearls.
M-J's Virtual Model Shops at Sears
M-J's Virtual Model Shops at Sears
M-J's Virtual Model Shopped at Sears
M-J's Virtual Model in Harve Benard

A Little Later…

Evening Twinset with Short, Pleated Skirt
Evening Twinset with Short, Pleated Skirt